Tuesday, September 16, 2008

More about me and cockroach...

Me and my unknown driving matters. Cos I seldom drive and do not have a lot of passengers.

1. Love to speed... Well of course I am a slow reactor and does not have good driving skills. Thus, my maximum driving speed is 120Km. Average driving speed is 80 - 110Km. (Of course only driving in expressway then got such speed.)

2. HATE TRAFFIC JAM. Like that how to speed!!! Traffic Jam is a torture to me... Move a little bit then brake, slow like tortoise. Cockroach got wings, know how to fly de lor...

3. Initially when driving cockroach, I will have cold sweat. My palms and thighs will sweat no matter how cold the air con is.

4. N times that I have mistaken brake and accelerator, but I do not "kiss" any car before.

5. I only have 3 back passengers record. My parents and Kit.

6. Drive mainly in night timing. Cockroach only can come out at night ma...

7. Still don't know how to park the car.

8. I NEVER wash cockroach before. But I do pay money to ask others to help to bath cockroach... After all cockroach is the 大老婆 and I am the 情妇.

9. I do not place any soft toys, pillow and etc inside cockroach. Cause like that easier for weiwei to look for next girlfriend ma!

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